I Do Not Want You Burning Stuff

I do not want you burning stuff, my husband says this is tantamount to waving a red flag in front of a bull you already set fire to the dumpster he reminds me not once or twice, but twenty-six or seven times I do not reply, because a reply would be a no-win. I believe in a win-win; especially after my husband goes to bed I stack up a little pile of boxes and begin my fifth bonfire this week