Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

I Didn'T Order a Pizza

If you touch your phone in the right areas
Someone will come to your door with a pizza
If you say “I didn't order that!”
He isn't in the mood for a chat
“You owe $29.95 or I'll feed it to your pet cheetah”

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 5, 2019 at 7:55 AM I'll take a cheetah over pizza ;), Good morning sweet Jack! xomo <3 Jack Ellison December 5, 2019 at 8:11 AM Good morning sweet Mo!!! Pizza... yum yum! Just had pizza a couple of gays ago!!! OOOOEEEE!!!! Good morning my love, Happy Jack XOX

Na Na December 5, 2019 at 7:33 AM lol Jack. This is good. The funnier part is my wife works at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver lol. Thanks for sharing this Jack Ellison December 5, 2019 at 7:43 AM WOW!!! Coincidence? Now how did I know... spooky eh! Have a great day my friend!

Jenish Somadas December 5, 2019 at 6:51 AM lol.. Thatz funny.. I think a personal experience.. Jack Ellison December 5, 2019 at 7:06 AM Who me??? LOL Anything's possible when you get old! Love and hugs dear friend! XOX