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I Didn'T Order a Pizza

If you touch your phone in the right areas Someone will come to your door with a pizza If you say “I didn't order that!” He isn't in the mood for a chat “You owe $29.95 or I'll feed it to your pet cheetah”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 12/5/2019 7:55:00 AM
I'll take a cheetah over pizza ;), Good morning sweet Jack! xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/5/2019 8:11:00 AM
Good morning sweet Mo!!! Pizza... yum yum! Just had pizza a couple of gays ago!!! OOOOEEEE!!!! Good morning my love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 12/5/2019 7:33:00 AM
lol Jack. This is good. The funnier part is my wife works at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver lol. Thanks for sharing this
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/5/2019 7:43:00 AM
WOW!!! Coincidence? Now how did I know... spooky eh! Have a great day my friend!
Date: 12/5/2019 6:51:00 AM
lol.. Thatz funny.. I think a personal experience..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/5/2019 7:06:00 AM
Who me??? LOL Anything's possible when you get old! Love and hugs dear friend! XOX

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