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I cannot commune with you if you don't believe Sasquatch exist or if you think Nessie is just a myth; if you do not see science fiction is prophecy; if you say the Mandella Effect is simply mass misremembering things that have passed and not caused by a glitch in the matrix, even though researchers say we lay bricks in a computer simulation run by nefarious algorithms; if you believe government does not lie and Intelligentsia does not spy~ please do not come knocking on my door, I will not hear you any more, my tinfoil hat is always ready to ensure every conspiracy theory is kept in safety from the mind worms infecting us at every turn of the screw, and from the Globalist shrew!

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Date: 5/24/2024 10:50:00 PM
Good one, Chetta! Yes, very witty. And I agree with Sara... "don't wear your tin hat in a thunderstorm." Carol Louise
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Date: 5/24/2024 7:10:00 PM
This one is right on. I agree, and I often feel the same way.
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Date: 5/24/2024 4:11:00 PM
wow, your poem was unique with its wit and witty tone. I agree with you. I don't generally affiliate with the those who are intolerant...doing so doesn't serve me. Perhaps you could make your tin hats and sell them on etsy? I'd certainly buy one. Humorous but effective words. A delight to read. Faving. Have a pleasant evening. PS don't wear that tin foil hat outside during a thunderstorm :-)
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