I Am No1poet

I must confess I cannot write a good poem
So I asked for advice from my best friend Jerome
if you have done the following then you would have passed the test
I guarantee you will be No1 poet, you will be the best
 
Ok, have you ever received a clap from you mom across the head?
And stuffed you mouth and nose with half-chewed brown bread?
Ever been rushed to hospital with a pencil stuck in your ear?
That penetrated you brain that the x-rays showed clear?

So I lay on my bed and reflected on what he said
So much information in my head
I know when I write other poets will dread
As his inspiration, seem so clear-cut and bold
Thanks to my friend Jerome who is six year old.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Mehta Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 6:18 PM
hilarious, and full of humors.
Mills Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 4:45 PM
A funny, clever, and humorous poem. Confidently bold indeed. Gotta love them friends who give great advice. Love, Susan
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