I Am Man, Hear Me Roar!

(This is a fictional poem) I am man, hear me roar! After having sex fifteen times last night, my wiener sure is sore. My wife wants lots of sex and she likes it rough. We do it over and over, she can't get enough. She never gets tired, it's too much for my poor little ***** to take. We've done it over ten thousand times, I wish she'd give me a break. I am man, hear me roar! I wish my wife would leave, I can't take anymore.