I Am Laura's Stomack Part 2

My God! – I thought, now she becomes better and better. May be I’ll be a little bit fatter? But…anyway…it’s early to shout “hurray”. On Saturday she went to the restaurant with her boyfriend. I didn’t want to offend her, so I kept quiet, I so much desired to eat a good piece of meet, something sweet. You know that I didn’t eat for the whole weak. “You look good, but you are very thin, you have to take some food and it’s not a sin”- the guy said with a grin. I thought he was the greatest lad and my dearest Laura was just mad. It was late at night when she felt bad. I was also feeling sad. Martini, mushrooms, potato, beef… all that nice food decided to leave. Shut up, lever! She is clever! Everything is under control, she knows that I hate alcohol. At night, with a little bit of fight, I said goodbye to all the food she ate without any regret. Now I know: she doesn’t like to be fat. Next morning she drank only mineral water, her boyfriend has brought for her. And I certainly kept quiet. What more can I say? We are on diet. Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)