James Edward Lee Sr. Poet Free verse

I Am I Am a Vegetarian -

If a cat could talk
Would he bark
If a bird could meow
Should he fly?
Man am I hungry 

If a mouse ate pizza 
Would it be topped  with anchovies
I dunno No I like my fish raw with milk
Yeah, still am hungry 

If a dog had 2 tales (tails)
One for waging and one for lying
Would he be the devil's  dog

And why is this squirrel steady laughing
Rabbits are cackling
Sparrows are dancing
Robin's has got nosebleeds
Man am I hungry 

Moths offering a handkerchief
Robin says  thank you please
Why is the squirrel steady laughing 
Chickens  hatching guess wit my raw fish, dish
I'm gonna have milk, rabbits  and sparrow stew
Yeah, I am hungry 

Yeah, all this and yet guess what
I just realize I'm a vegetarian
That's why the squirrel steady  laughing  ha ha ha ha Haha ha

2/11/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2021

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