I Am Bored With Rain

I am bored with rain Everyday, that I awake I'm drenched How amusing it must be for the water I feel that it is laughing as it pit-patters my nice clothes My hat becomes drenched, almost to say "Let your bald spot show" Well, Mr. Rain I am just sick of it I'm going to invent something so incredible that I can't even think of it right now But I will and rest assured your days of drenching me and my plans will be through I guess for now I'll stick with my umbrella So the jokes on you because I have a state of the art umbrella recently bought It is the cream of the crop, exquisite in all of it's glorious details It is so......wonderful.....how does one open it though? Haha! You win the battle this time rain, but I'll win the war As soon as I figure out this silly umbrella! You know, I'm not bored with the rain anymore: I can't stand it! Written By Robert Matthew Hunt a.k.a R.M. Hunt on 5/2/2011