Where The Sun Don't Shine Poetry Contest- Sponsored by Margarita Lillico
Before there was toilet paper, way back in time They used corn husks to wipe, where the sun don't shine It's said to be true That it cleans off the poo But hell, you're not going see me use one on mine Did someone one day want to use it to play Perhaps, a corn husk was a used in a different way Just maybe some silly nut Pushed the corncob up his butt And said- Ooh La La... I feel happy and gay!
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