Humdingers and Soap Opera Singers

Here we are already in April it’s time for new predictions A word of warning first I used to write science fiction My first one’s a lulu a real humdinger I predict that Hilary Clinton will become a soap opera singer The second one’s more risky it may land in the sand But I envision Colin Kaepernick as a hirsute majorette with a baton in his hand Now for my final prediction Please hang on to your hat AOC's running for the Oval Office ~ dressed as a calico cat … 'Course, none of these fantasies will ever come true You've read my science fiction; I’ll never fool you