Howdy Doody

I’m sitting by the river.
It’s a warm and sunny day.
It’s lovely to be out here
Just relaxing in this way.

My jacket is unzipped,
My brand-new book is on my lap,
When suddenly a dog squats down
And takes a mushy crap.

The owner was right next to him;
The dog was on a leash.
I shook my head and silently
Admonished with a “Sheesh!”

His little pile of doggie doo
Was inches from my feet.
It wasn’t what I’d hoped to see
To make my day complete.

Although the owner scooped up
What his rear end had been spitting,
With just one tug they could have moved
Where no one else was sitting.

A gorgeous day can suffer from
A blot upon its beauty
When someone inconsiderate
Ignores her civic duty!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Campi Avatar
March 16, 2012 at 5:28 AM
This poem made me really laugh. Sorry, but it was sort of funny. Well, †here are fools and then there are fools. Oh yes, thanks for reading my recent work. Jancarl
Debole Avatar
March 15, 2012 at 7:11 PM
Ilene - I have to say that you did an admirable job of writing a classy poem about such an icky topic! Enjoyed this one, too. - Gail
Dietrich Avatar
March 14, 2012 at 9:07 PM
hahahaha. I was expecting something referring to that old howdy doody show of the 50's or something. GOOD one. What a sense of humor you have, lady.
Pettit Avatar
March 14, 2012 at 5:38 PM
From the title, I was expecting to read a dedication poem about the late Buffalo Bob Smith's buddy on strings. This is a reminder about something I dislike myself. Why did you have to describe it so well?
Sweetheart Avatar
March 14, 2012 at 3:22 PM
fantastic piece Ilene.. we pay fines here if we don't pick up after our doggies do their business.. can get costly luv.. enjoyed..
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