Howard Stern
Sung to the tune of Charlie Brown by The Coasters
He has a face made for radio.
He's a tall freaky geek with a Pinocchio nose.
Howard Stern. Howard Stern.
He'll never learn, that Howard Stern.
He's gonna get nailed by the FCC.
"Why is everybody trying to crucify me?"
Topless lesbian guests are in his studio.
Where will it end? How far will he go?
Howard Stern. Howard Stern.
He'll never learn, that Howard Stern.
He's gonna get nailed by the FCC.
"Why is everybody trying to crucify me?"
Who has the biggest potty mouth?
Who makes prank calls to the White House?
Who again seems to be on his way out?
"Who me?"
"Yes you!"
"Ah geez."
Who gets fired from every job he gets
and despite it all never has any regrets?
Howard Stern. Howard Stern.
He'll never learn, that Howard Stern.
He's gonna get nailed by the FCC.
"Why is everybody trying to crucify me?"
You either love him or he's someone you despise.
In any event, his ratings rise and rise.
Howard Stern. Howard Stern.
He'll never learn, that Howard Stern.
He's gonna get nailed by the FCC.
"Why does everybody wanna crucify me?"
Copyright © Billy Thekidster | Year Posted 2011
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