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How To Meet Gorgeous Women

How does a man meet a gorgeous woman So it doesn't seem he's out on the make If she smiles, that gets the the old ball rolling Take it slow with each step you take Start with talking about the fun you're having Then ask her if she's having fun too Imagine your arms wrapped around this beauty And kissing this sweet babaloo Duck if she tries to hit you with a chair And screams bloody murder out loud Probably misread this sweet lassie's signals Best to disappear in the crowd Problem arises if she follows you home Yelling a bunch of very naughty words Pretend you don't know this very strange lady As her blows make your vision blurred No one promised success the first try Eventually you're bound to hit pay dirt You'll wonder forever why it took so long As she coyly takes off her skirt!!! © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 4/2/2015 6:54:00 PM
lol!!You are very funny and a tad naughty Santa : )
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/2/2015 7:07:00 PM
Love being a naughty Santa... it adds spice to life!!!! LOL Love and big tight squeezie huggsies! Santa xxx
Date: 4/1/2015 6:41:00 PM
hilarious my dear brother Jack:-) Hugs jan xx - I posted the best poem I've ever written today:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/1/2015 7:17:00 PM
Okay ya got me... I looked!!! LOL Huggsies Jack xxx
Date: 4/1/2015 4:09:00 PM
Oh Kenny....you are always and forever naughty! ;) HUGS
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/1/2015 7:15:00 PM
Can't help myself... I'm out of control!!! LOL How are you my dear Betty Boop! Love ya... huggsies! xxx
Date: 4/1/2015 11:17:00 AM
lol ,I had a fun read here, granddaddy !!! :O)) hope all is well.. ^_^
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Date: 4/1/2015 11:38:00 AM
Love the "granddaddy" thing!!! LOL Great to see you again, dear Aiyah! Dirty big hugs and lotsa love! xxx
Date: 4/1/2015 9:38:00 AM
Jack... Jack... Jack... There's more to life than the ultimate flirt... And getting under her skirt... Go back to the bonfire, my friend... Be gracious and silly and fun to the end... And if you are smart, you'll be blown by the wind... To again, take Lady Cathies true heart...
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Date: 4/1/2015 11:40:00 AM
Methinks I'm being admonished! LOL xxx
Date: 4/1/2015 9:21:00 AM
Lol....I will adhere to your plan master
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/1/2015 11:40:00 AM
Smart man, Mr Tim!!! LOL
Date: 4/1/2015 6:15:00 AM
LOL! The nerve! The guy would certainly get hit with a chair...she coyly takes off her skirt? Hahaa...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/1/2015 6:28:00 AM
Okay! Okay! I'm a novice at this... cut me some slack!!! LOL Love you sweet Kim! xxx

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