How To Meet Gorgeous Women
How does a man meet a gorgeous woman
So it doesn't seem he's out on the make
If she smiles, that gets the the old ball rolling
Take it slow with each step you take
Start with talking about the fun you're having
Then ask her if she's having fun too
Imagine your arms wrapped around this beauty
And kissing this sweet babaloo
Duck if she tries to hit you with a chair
And screams bloody murder out loud
Probably misread this sweet lassie's signals
Best to disappear in the crowd
Problem arises if she follows you home
Yelling a bunch of very naughty words
Pretend you don't know this very strange lady
As her blows make your vision blurred
No one promised success the first try
Eventually you're bound to hit pay dirt
You'll wonder forever why it took so long
As she coyly takes off her skirt!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015
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