How Much????

Give a man a wife, say goodbye to strip clubs Wife, give the man a meal = endless foot rubs If the meal you cook goes to the dog, slap him hard If the dog also refuses, send it to the yard. Give a man a car, see him iron his new shirt If you burn his collar , he’ll be looking for new skirt That new bit of skirt will be young and wild That bathroom to be done, will never get tiled! Give a man a dog and he’s a shared man Take away the dog, you’ll never be his biggest fan. The dog he possesses is his second wife. Unlike you, the dogs no trouble, or strife! Men are simple beings, easy to please Pleasing him can be done with ease To upset a man, can be hard if done with intent He would be more upset with how much you spent!!