How It Plays In Outer Space

Those Earthlings are at it again Oh goody, let's listen in... "Your brazen actions endanger the public welfare." "Your unconstitutional actions constitute warfare!" My, but they sure do go after each other You'd think they'd try to work together as brothers "Your political grandstanding is purely barbarian." "Your heavy-handed directives are totalitarian." Oh, here they go with their name-calling again Yes. Their immaturity knows no end And haven't we actually heard all this before? For sure. Before each of their stupid wars "Well if you try that, I assure you there will be consequences." "Wutcha gonna do? Put us behind barbed-wire fences?" Wow. I 've heard enough, haven't you? Yup. Let's give 'em another thousand years or two...