Caren Krutsinger Poet Free verse

How Cyber Dating Should Work

cyber dating
this is how it should work
you see a guy you like
you touch the screen
clicking yes
put in your credit card number
the guy pops out of the screen into your living room
caution: don’t do this in your bedroom!
you talk to him for two hours
bam!
he pops back into the screen
unless you reenter your credit card number
no fuss, no muss, no hurt feelings

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John Lawless December 25, 2022 at 8:36 AM OK, as long as the guy/gal popping out of the screen looks like the picture you clicked yes to..... Caren Krutsinger December 25, 2022 at 9:41 AM It would be much funnier if they looked thirty years older

Jeff Kyser December 24, 2022 at 5:22 PM Give Virtual Reality a few years. Initially, you’ll be frantically swiping your credit card trying to get him to leave. Caren Krutsinger December 25, 2022 at 12:42 AM Hahaha This is funny!