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Hotel Hellifornia

I went on vacation to Hell, The hotel was hot, with a smell, And The Devil was rude, When I toyed with my food: He cooked all the dinners as well. For Carolyn’s Vacation contest

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 8/19/2015 4:01:00 AM

Love it ,,, Thanks for reading my Chocolate Covered Cherries :)

Daver Austin

Date: 10/21/2014 9:17:00 AM

Yes, the dear old roach hotel. Been there on symphony tours. Big kicks. Love, daver

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 9/27/2014 5:06:00 PM

Enjoyed this humorous poem Jack. Having a rainy day so did some comments today. It is into fall and finished cleaning off the garden. Hope all is well with you my friend. love phyl

Leon Enriquez

Date: 8/20/2014 10:27:00 PM

Dear Jack: A very nice Hellava day! Nicely done dear "Jack in the Corner" -- Enjoyed this poem. All the best, Leon

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/16/2014 7:57:00 PM

Congratulations on your win with this amusing entry Jack. Limerick's are a real challenge for me.

Liza Mayfield

Date: 7/30/2014 4:52:00 PM

Love this one ~liza~

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/30/2014 12:12:00 PM

Congrats on the win...

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/29/2014 12:50:00 PM

Jack,, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/27/2014 8:16:00 AM

That's a great write Jack ! Congrats on huge win!

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/27/2014 6:39:00 AM

Hahah that is great! Well done winner Jack :)

Roy Jerden

Date: 7/27/2014 6:15:00 AM

But I hooked up with a lot of old friends... Well done! Congratulations!

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/27/2014 12:46:00 AM

Very funny and hilarious which makes one laugh not smile, Jack

Paul Callus

Date: 7/26/2014 6:14:00 PM

Very witty, Jack; now what about visiting Heaven's Happy Return!! waiting for your next limerick!! Congrats on a merited win. // paul

Joyce Johnson

Date: 7/26/2014 4:10:00 PM

Great job, Jack. Glad to see you were a big winner. Love, Joyce

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/26/2014 1:46:00 PM

I LOVED yours, Jack. A well deserved win. BIG congrats (funny story, lately the login is not letting me on first time.It always says to do it over. Just now the login captcha was Sex, and it let me in right away. ahhaha)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/26/2014 1:33:00 PM

Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara

Carrie Richards

Date: 7/26/2014 12:15:00 PM

Being a California girl, your title caught my attention........and you truly made me laugh !! (the devil made me do it !) lol ! Congrats to you !!

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 7/26/2014 11:55:00 AM

Hehehehe! I really enjoyed reading this clever, humorous piece! Congratulations on a well-deserved great win!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/26/2014 11:33:00 AM

Dear Jack, I think I stayed at this hotel once too. Very funny! Congratulations on your win. Love, Carolyn

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/21/2014 5:30:00 AM

Hell-o, Jack! Ok that was pretty corny, me greeting you that way... but yup, I did enjoy reading this limerick of yours-- that's a pretty witty name of the hotel though-- now I got Hotel California playing in my mind....thank you for keeping is in our prayers-- aside from broken and damaged trees, my family and I are ok-- hoping that our trees recover soon, thanks again dear Jack!

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 7/20/2014 7:42:00 PM

:D!!! witty witty :D!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/18/2014 7:38:00 PM

ha! this is a great limerick!

Arlene Smith

Date: 7/18/2014 7:17:00 PM

Lol!.. Killer! Jack my friend!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Robert Johnson

Date: 7/18/2014 6:52:00 PM

The Devil's in the details. He love's it when humanity fails. So vacation where it's cooler. And support the other ruler. :) Tell satan the checks in the mail. Peace. :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/18/2014 6:05:00 PM

this is awesome, but maybe I am wrong: don't you have to write three limericks? maybe I got that wrong!! Sure wish i could come up with stuff the way you do, my friend.