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Hotel Hellifornia

I went on vacation to Hell,
The hotel was hot, with a smell,
And The Devil was rude,
When I toyed with my food:
He cooked all the dinners as well.

For Carolyn’s Vacation contest

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2014

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Debbie Duncan Date: 8/19/2015 4:01:00 AM Love it ,,, Thanks for reading my Chocolate Covered Cherries :) Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 10/21/2014 9:17:00 AM Yes, the dear old roach hotel. Been there on symphony tours. Big kicks. Love, daver Login to Reply

Phyllis Babcock Date: 9/27/2014 5:06:00 PM Enjoyed this humorous poem Jack. Having a rainy day so did some comments today. It is into fall and finished cleaning off the garden. Hope all is well with you my friend. love phyl Login to Reply

Leon Enriquez Date: 8/20/2014 10:27:00 PM Dear Jack: A very nice Hellava day! Nicely done dear "Jack in the Corner" -- Enjoyed this poem. All the best, Leon Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 8/16/2014 7:57:00 PM Congratulations on your win with this amusing entry Jack. Limerick's are a real challenge for me. Login to Reply

Liza Mayfield Date: 7/30/2014 4:52:00 PM Love this one ~liza~ Login to Reply

Carol Eastman Date: 7/30/2014 12:12:00 PM Congrats on the win... Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 7/29/2014 12:50:00 PM Jack,, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA Login to Reply

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 7/27/2014 8:16:00 AM That's a great write Jack ! Congrats on huge win! Login to Reply

Casarah Nance Date: 7/27/2014 6:39:00 AM Hahah that is great! Well done winner Jack :) Login to Reply

Roy Jerden Date: 7/27/2014 6:15:00 AM But I hooked up with a lot of old friends... Well done! Congratulations! Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 7/27/2014 12:46:00 AM Very funny and hilarious which makes one laugh not smile, Jack Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 7/26/2014 6:14:00 PM Very witty, Jack; now what about visiting Heaven's Happy Return!! waiting for your next limerick!! Congrats on a merited win. // paul Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 7/26/2014 4:10:00 PM Great job, Jack. Glad to see you were a big winner. Love, Joyce Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/26/2014 1:46:00 PM I LOVED yours, Jack. A well deserved win. BIG congrats (funny story, lately the login is not letting me on first time.It always says to do it over. Just now the login captcha was Sex, and it let me in right away. ahhaha) Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/26/2014 1:33:00 PM Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 7/26/2014 12:15:00 PM Being a California girl, your title caught my attention........and you truly made me laugh !! (the devil made me do it !) lol ! Congrats to you !! Login to Reply

Pandita Sietesantos Date: 7/26/2014 11:55:00 AM Hehehehe! I really enjoyed reading this clever, humorous piece! Congratulations on a well-deserved great win! Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/26/2014 11:33:00 AM Dear Jack, I think I stayed at this hotel once too. Very funny! Congratulations on your win. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 7/21/2014 5:30:00 AM Hell-o, Jack! Ok that was pretty corny, me greeting you that way... but yup, I did enjoy reading this limerick of yours-- that's a pretty witty name of the hotel though-- now I got Hotel California playing in my mind....thank you for keeping is in our prayers-- aside from broken and damaged trees, my family and I are ok-- hoping that our trees recover soon, thanks again dear Jack! Login to Reply

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser Date: 7/20/2014 7:42:00 PM :D!!! witty witty :D! Login to Reply

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/18/2014 7:38:00 PM ha! this is a great limerick! Login to Reply

Arlene Smith Date: 7/18/2014 7:17:00 PM Lol!.. Killer! Jack my friend!.. Hugs.. Arlene Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 7/18/2014 6:52:00 PM The Devil's in the details. He love's it when humanity fails. So vacation where it's cooler. And support the other ruler. :) Tell satan the checks in the mail. Peace. :) Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/18/2014 6:05:00 PM this is awesome, but maybe I am wrong: don't you have to write three limericks? maybe I got that wrong!! Sure wish i could come up with stuff the way you do, my friend. Login to Reply

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