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Helen’s in love with Augustus! The poor girl has got it real bad! In between ev’ry sneeze, She goes weak at the knees … He’s the biggest pash she’s ever had! She’s beginning to dream of their future! She’s never felt like this before. She sees them together, In bright sunny weather, Cavorting in fields hand in paw (?) Yes, Helen’s in love with Augustus, But I fear she’ll be left on the shelf: Because since I got wind Of this sordid affaire … I quite fancy that pussy myself!!

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Date: 7/8/2009 3:20:00 PM
A delight to read Frances, lovely write>>James
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Date: 7/4/2009 4:35:00 PM
I like this gossip! Good job on this one!
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Date: 7/4/2009 10:47:00 AM
ROFL!Makes sense=)
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Date: 7/4/2009 7:47:00 AM
This is a little song about my cat, Mr. augustus Tibbs and my daughter's friend. It is set in waltz time. Try humming it!
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