Horn Religious Haiku

Surge and Urge to Purge of sin had a surge God please save me from the surge God will you please purge God we did digest for us He is the best what we have confessed Select and Elect to Protect God we should select as example did elect with peace will protect God gave us some soup according to latest scope gave us hula hoop can hardly ever smell it appeared a rabbit pellet could never sell it infernal urinal which was eternal we found a urinal only used by a colonel both are eternal Trump often Would Brag trump would often brag and out more lies he did drag wife had been old hag