Horn Dog and Cat Haiku

Horn Dog and Cat Haiku Big brutal poodles There were oodles and oodles That they left behind. Would you be so kind, (According to Lord Nelson with salt for some wounds) So we can have peace of mind, Stoop to pick pieces up. All those who will stoop According to latest scoop Use long handled one. Once all this is done, Big ones are not any fun Instead should buy cat. When cat has left home And out in field freely roam, Will be buried by them. If you are judged by what you have left behind, the whole world is waiting to see it all. Jim Horn