Homemade Humor

SALARY AND ELECTRICITY BILL The man comes home pale almost colorless in a car friend... - What happened... ! question the wife : - He had a sudden illness ...! - How come .. !!!? - He received the electricity bill ... IN THE CREDIT OFFICE In the credit card they asked all suddenly: - How much do you earn ...!? - Right at the beginning of the year, I earned 20 ... - 20 thousand, you earn a lot of money ..!? - No, it was equal to 20 electricity bills ...! just now earn 10 .... - But you still earn a lot ...! - Not so much, I live alone, I live in a tiny room and spend the day out ...!