Holypoopadoodlezissbamboo

How many ways can we write about love Without words, we've already used Could invent some new ones but most of you people Would be lost and really confused So we stick with same old time-honored phrases Safe that our message gets through Sure like to shock you with some uppity words Invent a real new word or two Something like, “I love you profusely” Nah, that doesn't do it for me How about, “love you like a kick in the face” To some, it means, “I love thee!” Maybe too violent for the average filly Perhaps, “I love you like chocolate pudding” Don't be shy, but no naughty stuff And refrain from pussyfooting So here's what I suggest the new word should be Holypoopadoodlezissbamboo “Kinda long!” I can hear you guys mumbling So maybe just the old “I love you!”