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Holy Crappola

Holy crappola
Every day that goes by
Gets tougher to remember
To do up my fly

Constantly happening
I'll be flying low
The girlies do gawk
As I put on a show

I'm totally oblivious
To the reason they titter
Imagine they find me
A big league hitter

No idea why
They look down below
I AM well endowed
Must enjoy the show

Then this kind old gent
Pointed down to my crotch
Seems after I peed
To zip I forgot

Embarrassed no
Disappointed yes
Was enjoying the girlies
Attention, I guess!

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Russell Sivey

Date: 8/27/2013 9:04:00 PM

HA HA, lol! You have presented a terrific write my friend! I understand where you are coming from, I have memory problems too, oh well, it comes with age (though mine has been coming at too early of an age, I hate that!) I think it's funny that you have this problem at times, oops! I really enjoyed reading this phenomenal poem this evening! What a delightful piece, quite hilarious, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/28/2013 2:41:00 PM

Methinks many older gents would definitely relate to this one. Hasn't happened to me yet... but IT WILL! LOL

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/27/2013 8:45:00 AM

Dragon is all excited. He's never known people who could fly before. He wants you to fly in for a visit... No Dragon... You misunderstood him... He can't fly thru the air... Yes, he said he can fly low, but he meant something else... Silly Dragon! I'll get the witch next door to give you a pair of pants so you'll understeand. Come to think of it... It might help my roses, too... Snicker! One mishap and he'll be potty trained in no time Ah! The trials and trip-ulations of owning a dragon!... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2013 8:51:00 AM

You are a riot Miss Carol! How does Mike manage to stay sane... OR DOES HE? LOL All in good innocent fun... huggs, Jacko xoxox