Holiday Fun

This Christmas Santa lays off an Elf To keep the Elf's wage for himself The bearded one does get sued While his other workers booed Before becoming gnomes on a shelf To old Rudolph Santa does the same Whipping the reindeer without shame The holiday's gift giver Has become a slave driver To "The Grinch" he should change his name Even Frosty the snowman Knows what Santa does to his clan Together they start a strike To protest what they dislike Asserting themselves while they can