Hitler Is In Suspended Animation

I have learned that Adolf Hitler has survived. He's in suspended animation and will be revived. Hitler will be released from suspended animation. His evil and horrible plan will be world domination. He will still be evil, he will certainly not repent. He will kill millions of people who are innocent. But I just heard on the news that something went wrong as he was being revived. The suspended animation machine has stopped working and he's gone forever, he's not alive. If Hitler had survived, he would've caused even more terror than he did decades before. Everybody on the planet should be thankful that he's not around to start a third World War.