His Royal Hotness

His Royal Hotness By Elton Camp The Windsors for a formal shot posed Smiling right friendly and composed Prince Phillip in his best attire did dress Elegantly clad was the good Queen Bess Prince Charles with Camilla on his arm She carried flowers and exuded charm Prince William was dressed in good taste, But his brother Harry his time didn't waste As if of basic modesty he never had heard, Harry came and posed naked as a jay bird Phillip cleared his throat with indignation The queen said, "You disrespect my station." William spit out, "Wish I looked good as you." Charles snorted, "Boy, better watch what you do." Camilla look at Harry with a cunning leer "Sonny, won't you come stand over here." The bad pic, the tabloid were about to run But learned with Photoshop someone had fun In fact, this photo session never occurred It's a phony story that you have just heard