His Royal Hotness
His Royal Hotness
By Elton Camp
The Windsors for a formal shot posed
Smiling right friendly and composed
Prince Phillip in his best attire did dress
Elegantly clad was the good Queen Bess
Prince Charles with Camilla on his arm
She carried flowers and exuded charm
Prince William was dressed in good taste,
But his brother Harry his time didn't waste
As if of basic modesty he never had heard,
Harry came and posed naked as a jay bird
Phillip cleared his throat with indignation
The queen said, "You disrespect my station."
William spit out, "Wish I looked good as you."
Charles snorted, "Boy, better watch what you do."
Camilla look at Harry with a cunning leer
"Sonny, won't you come stand over here."
The bad pic, the tabloid were about to run
But learned with Photoshop someone had fun
In fact, this photo session never occurred
It's a phony story that you have just heard
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2012
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