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His Gift It Needed a Lift - Bawdy Limerick

A Chinese man called Tu Hung lo
His todger he tied with a bow
Much to his surprise
His girlfriend just cries
‘That present, I don’t want to know!’

11/4/18

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Terry Flood

November 13, 2018 at 5:02 PM

Like it, Jan. might even let a few of my own innuendous efforts loose on society. And, yes... I think I might have conveniently invented ‘innuendous’.

Jan Allison

November 13, 2018 at 5:17 PM

I love clever innuendos lol:-) i have part 2 scribbled down somewhere safe, so safe i cant locate it at the moment lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

November 10, 2018 at 5:09 PM

Ha ha Jan … that's what she's telling us - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison

November 13, 2018 at 5:15 PM

Lol lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

November 9, 2018 at 3:12 PM

Ha ha ha, another good one

Jan Allison

November 13, 2018 at 5:15 PM

Thanks Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 5, 2018 at 5:43 PM

HA. Good one as usual, Jan. You Brits and todgers. I never even knew of that word until I met you!!

Jan Allison

November 9, 2018 at 4:24 PM

Just think how you would be missing out if I'd never picked up my pen lol:-) thanks my lovely friend across the (s)miles :-) Hugs Jan xx

John Michaels

November 5, 2018 at 2:12 PM

Coming back to the Soup after a break and I knew my first stop would be a "Jan" limerick... and you sure didn't disappoint. Unlike poor Tu Hung Lo. ;). Thanks for the chuckle - you inspired me, so please check out my new limerick "If you could bottle it..." All the best, John!

Jan Allison

November 9, 2018 at 4:22 PM

I'm delighted I inspired you to write john:-) Hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

November 5, 2018 at 9:02 AM

Maybe she was Tu Yung Tu. :) Funny Jan.

Jan Allison

November 9, 2018 at 4:18 PM

Good one Chris, I love the word play with made up names, one of my faves was Sum ting Wong in a poem I wrote some years ago:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

November 5, 2018 at 7:28 AM

Perhaps she should do what turkeys do ....close your eyes and think about swans....

Jan Allison

November 9, 2018 at 4:16 PM

Lol john:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

November 5, 2018 at 3:43 AM

LOL story of my ife!

Jan Allison

November 5, 2018 at 5:38 AM

You do make me smile! Hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

November 4, 2018 at 11:54 PM

Tung ho went about it the wong way for sure lol.

Jan Allison

November 5, 2018 at 5:37 AM

Lol tom:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 4, 2018 at 11:51 PM

- We all need a lift .... both here and there - Many thanks for a smile :) - Best wishes for a lovely new week, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

November 5, 2018 at 5:36 AM

Love your comment anne-lise:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

November 4, 2018 at 8:19 PM

Shouldn't that be "ex-girlfriend"? Obviously not from Hong Kong where a girl must close her eyes and think of England….. Mahalo for the laugh! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

November 5, 2018 at 5:35 AM

Lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

November 4, 2018 at 5:08 PM

His cousin Kand Fin Ho was heard... You must treat her like a small bird... feed only fresh nuts... then watch how she struts... but watch on top head for big turds

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 4, 2018 at 11:51 PM

:)))

Jan Allison

November 4, 2018 at 5:15 PM

Ha ha ha very funny tim:-) Hugs Jan xx