John Lawless Poet Limerick

His and Hers - Limericks

HIS  and  HERS - limericks


HERS

SWEET MOLLY SHE SET OUT THE BAIT
ORDERED A DRINK FOR THE WAIT
LIFTED HER SKIRT
FANNED SCENTED FLIRT
WHILE WATCHING THEIR EGOS INFLATE



HIS

Young Buster was full of himself
a bruiser devoid of all stealth
he measured his worth
by its length and its girth
had it bronzed and put on a shelf


John G. Lawless
7/17/2015

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Jaycee Cervenka July 22, 2015 at 4:47 PM Oh these two make quite a pair. Put them together and what do you get? A bar fly with rather large antennas? Love both of these.

Nette Onclaud July 19, 2015 at 1:09 PM knocked me off my socks laughing, john... clever you!.. huggs

Andrea Dietrich July 18, 2015 at 7:30 PM Haha, Buster's sounds pretty painful!!! (sorry, my mind is in the gutter sometimes) Cute ones, John.p4m

Afolabi Muideen July 18, 2015 at 4:42 PM What a wonderful and intrigue piece. Excellent............A.M.

Terry O'Leary July 17, 2015 at 11:44 AM Funny... clever!!!

Jan Allison July 17, 2015 at 8:01 AM ha ha ha great ones John:-) hugs jan xx