High Hopes

A Great Dane and a Sausage dog were tied outside a bar The Sausage dog was frisky and his instincts said, ‘Aha!’ And then they sniffed each other’s butt ’cause that’s how doggies greet The Sausage dog said, ‘Hi there girl, do you think I’m sweet?’ They chatted and decided that they’d do what doggies do The Great Dane chuckled. ’Hey up shorty, I’m too tall for you.’ But Sausage had it figured and he climbed up on a chair He boasted, ‘Take a breath because you’re in for quite a scare.’ And as he started thrusting, as had been his master plan Two stones were thrown up - from the street - by a passing van They hit the Great Dane on the head, one smooth but one was rougher She groaned aloud and Sausage said, ‘Suffer baby, suffer!’