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Hey WARLOCK! Why don't you and I take a little test;
Separate ourselves from the rest, to determine who is best.
I grow weary of waiting for P.D. to respond to my battle cry.
So, don't be shy, and please don't lie! Would you like to battle THIS guy?
I took a little time to see what you had to say.
I don't know about Nate the GREAT, but Doc the POET wants to play.
Let the SORCERER and the SAMURAI battle for the top spot.
Now show me what you got, by taking your very best shot.
I guess you believe that you deserve to wear the crown,
But, like the Kidster and the Clown, you,too, will be shut down.
I am not a punk, so please don't underestimate my power.
My goal is to devour, and I get stronger by the hour.
Once upon a time, writing sonnets was the plan,
But, now, I seek the challenge of DESTROYING any man.
I have a humble arrogance, when it comes to writing rhymes,
Which is why I will accept any challenge any time.
YES! I think I am the best, so don't even bother to ask.
But, the question that I have for you is, "Are you up to the task?"
My confidence is high, so my bravado is strong.
My skills have been sharpened, so I can do no wrong.
My words will rain down, like a storm upon your head.
My bullets will separate the quick from the dead.
My Tetractys and my Cingku are sharp and strong as steel.
My Dodoitsu and my Choka will make sure that your fate is sealed.
I can slice and dice your limbs with these four Japanese swords,
Then, with a Haiku, politely sever your spinal cord.
So when it comes to courage, my friend, I tell you I have tons,
And from no fan or no man would I ever run.
If a battle is what you seek, then you are welcome to fight me,
But please, my friend, please do not try to take me lightly.
So unto you, WARLOCK, this challenge has been formally issued.
But, before you accept, you might want to stock up on your tissues!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Date: 8/14/2010 10:17:00 AM
o.k. "slam master" or whoever you "really" are. let me finish with R.E.D and then you and I can dance. no tricks or Silly games though. my skills are too valuable to be wasted on gimmics.
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Date: 8/13/2010 6:31:00 PM
Wow what talent you have with the pen. I admire the fire you have but would you care for a true challenge? Something more grown up? This garbage dump of a site i so sweet and safe lets get it a little messy what do you say? A feud with a old man and a little girl. Well thats just no fun at all. So why not step outta the pond see if you can swim in the ocean? Something tells me you want to lets see that killer instinct shine through.
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Date: 8/6/2010 3:34:00 PM
Interesting thoughts.. Sara
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Date: 8/5/2010 5:40:00 PM
poet v poet....intended to cripple the other with enlightened verse, as long as no one accrues hurt feelings, as I my self readily admit! enjoy! jimbo
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Date: 8/5/2010 2:03:00 PM
amazzzzzzzzzzzzzing write .... sarah xx thank you for my comments x sarah x
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Date: 8/5/2010 8:23:00 AM
Yeah Doc give 'em hell!! I'm here for the party too you guys can't leave me out forever!
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Date: 8/4/2010 3:18:00 PM
ha ha Doc, now that is funny ,, and so cooll, lol,, yeah Nate is the great,,enjoyed your little dance,,..p.d.
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