Hey Warlock!

Hey WARLOCK! Why don't you and I take a little test; Separate ourselves from the rest, to determine who is best. I grow weary of waiting for P.D. to respond to my battle cry. So, don't be shy, and please don't lie! Would you like to battle THIS guy? I took a little time to see what you had to say. I don't know about Nate the GREAT, but Doc the POET wants to play. Let the SORCERER and the SAMURAI battle for the top spot. Now show me what you got, by taking your very best shot. I guess you believe that you deserve to wear the crown, But, like the Kidster and the Clown, you,too, will be shut down. I am not a punk, so please don't underestimate my power. My goal is to devour, and I get stronger by the hour. Once upon a time, writing sonnets was the plan, But, now, I seek the challenge of DESTROYING any man. I have a humble arrogance, when it comes to writing rhymes, Which is why I will accept any challenge any time. YES! I think I am the best, so don't even bother to ask. But, the question that I have for you is, "Are you up to the task?" My confidence is high, so my bravado is strong. My skills have been sharpened, so I can do no wrong. My words will rain down, like a storm upon your head. My bullets will separate the quick from the dead. My Tetractys and my Cingku are sharp and strong as steel. My Dodoitsu and my Choka will make sure that your fate is sealed. I can slice and dice your limbs with these four Japanese swords, Then, with a Haiku, politely sever your spinal cord. So when it comes to courage, my friend, I tell you I have tons, And from no fan or no man would I ever run. If a battle is what you seek, then you are welcome to fight me, But please, my friend, please do not try to take me lightly. So unto you, WARLOCK, this challenge has been formally issued. But, before you accept, you might want to stock up on your tissues!