Tim Ryerson Poet Limerick

Hey Babe, How Would You Like To See Me-

Opened my mouth, pure nonsense I spewed 
Eyebrows she raised, “Don’t mean to be rude"
Head-shake then a sigh 
“Are you freekin HIGH?"
“I prefer strangers dressed and NOT nude”

‘It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt’ - Mark Twain

*Submitted for: John Freeman's Dumb and Dumber contest

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Andrea Dietrich June 19, 2015 at 4:51 PM Oh, Tim, I see this was a mark Twain quote you had used!! (do me a NEW one from Twain!!) Congrats on your win with this one here. I sure do remember this one. Tim Ryerson June 19, 2015 at 7:09 PM Thanks my friend! Soup mail...

Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 3:21 PM Dropping back with my congrats Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A June 19, 2015 at 12:05 AM TIM, Congrats on your win. **SKAT**

John Freeman June 18, 2015 at 11:42 PM Well written Tim, Loved it Agape, Moses

Poet Destroyer A June 18, 2015 at 11:16 PM Tim :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~

Laura Breidenthal May 24, 2015 at 5:25 AM Hilarious limerick Tim! Such an entertaining read!! Always, Laura

Andrea Dietrich May 20, 2015 at 11:30 AM haha, and the title too, it all makes sense now!! Good entry, Tim.

Jan Allison May 19, 2015 at 1:36 PM ha ha ha very clever Tim good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx