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He's Bent Ii

There was an old fellow named Billy
Who had such a misshapen willy
It curved to the right
But to his delight
He's able to bed a cute filly

03~11~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 3/17/2017 8:31:00 PM Another great one! I'm starting to feel sorry for this guy, Billy and his willy! Someone needs to buy him a couple green beers tonight! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2017 8:49:00 PM ha ha ha don't let him near the beer it could have disastrous results lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/12/2017 8:33:00 PM awesome limericking, my friend!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/13/2017 6:00:00 PM lol I must start to write proper poems one day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/12/2017 1:47:00 PM ... :))) ... There is hope for everyone ... even for Billy :))) - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2017 2:14:00 PM LOL Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett Date: 3/12/2017 10:38:00 AM I love your Limericks Jan, they are so funny and very cleverly written, Roy. :)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2017 10:57:00 AM Thanks Roy I know some don't appreciate my poop poems but I do love the limerick form and the humour they can contain:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe Date: 3/12/2017 8:15:00 AM Was that a complication of the bee sting? Thanks for the chuckle, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2017 10:20:00 AM Yes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 3/11/2017 6:20:00 PM ha! thanks for the grin tonight, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2017 6:26:00 PM Thanks Ilene last week I wrote 4 bawdy limericks in one day this is the final one for now:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 3/11/2017 6:09:00 PM I see a trend here! Waiting for He's Bent III LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2017 6:11:00 PM The first one was about Rodger and that turned into a collaboration with Rob - thought I better resurrect the theme so to speak lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 3/11/2017 4:20:00 PM Ah...I see that this time our Billy had better luck:) Is there another Billy Limerick on the way?! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2017 6:10:00 PM I wrote 4 bawdyish limericks last week - I will have to get my thinking cap on and see what else he can come up with lol:-) hugs Jan xx