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He's Bent Ii

There was an old fellow named Billy
Who had such a misshapen willy
It curved to the right
But to his delight
He's able to bed a cute filly

03~11~17

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Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

March 17, 2017 at 8:31 PM

Another great one! I'm starting to feel sorry for this guy, Billy and his willy! Someone needs to buy him a couple green beers tonight!

Jan Allison

March 18, 2017 at 8:49 PM

ha ha ha don't let him near the beer it could have disastrous results lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 12, 2017 at 8:33 PM

awesome limericking, my friend!!

Jan Allison

March 13, 2017 at 6:00 PM

lol I must start to write proper poems one day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 12, 2017 at 1:47 PM

... :))) ... There is hope for everyone ... even for Billy :))) - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

March 12, 2017 at 2:14 PM

LOL Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

March 12, 2017 at 10:38 AM

I love your Limericks Jan, they are so funny and very cleverly written, Roy. :))

Jan Allison

March 12, 2017 at 10:57 AM

Thanks Roy I know some don't appreciate my poop poems but I do love the limerick form and the humour they can contain:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

March 12, 2017 at 8:15 AM

Was that a complication of the bee sting? Thanks for the chuckle, Jan.

Jan Allison

March 12, 2017 at 10:20 AM

Yes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

March 11, 2017 at 6:20 PM

ha! thanks for the grin tonight, jan!

Jan Allison

March 11, 2017 at 6:26 PM

Thanks Ilene last week I wrote 4 bawdy limericks in one day this is the final one for now:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

March 11, 2017 at 6:09 PM

I see a trend here! Waiting for He's Bent III LOL

Jan Allison

March 11, 2017 at 6:11 PM

The first one was about Rodger and that turned into a collaboration with Rob - thought I better resurrect the theme so to speak lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

March 11, 2017 at 4:20 PM

Ah...I see that this time our Billy had better luck:) Is there another Billy Limerick on the way?! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

March 11, 2017 at 6:10 PM

I wrote 4 bawdyish limericks last week - I will have to get my thinking cap on and see what else he can come up with lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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