He's a Nut

(This is a fictional poem) I have a cousin who's an idiot. Everyone in town wants to kick his butt. He smokes and drinks through his nose. He does it wherever he goes. He sticks a straw up his nose and sucks pepsi down his throat. He has no friends because he has the table manners of a goat. He had a cigarette up his nose and it had a big booger on the end of it. When he offered me a puff of hi cigarette, I had a fit. I gave him a black eye and I shoved a lit cigarette up his ###. He got a bad burn and it hurts when he passes gas. He's a moron and a nut. People love to break their feet off in his butt.