Terry Flood Poet Couplet

Here Boy

I’m sure she would have preferred dogs to either of our kids
And I told her so when our marriage hit the skids
She got a decent lawyer, a legal plan to hatch
So now she lives there with our children, Trixiebell and Patch

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Jan Allison January 5, 2022 at 5:55 PM you are so witty Terry, another gem from your pen:-) hugs Jan xx Terry Flood January 5, 2022 at 6:02 PM Thanks, Jan. Gave me a giggle when I thought of it, so I thought I’d share. Glad you enjoyed. Hope your covid is so last year now. Terry

Anselmo Boles January 5, 2022 at 4:52 PM The subtle twist toward the surprisingly hilarious punchline, shows your cleverness and humor Terry!!...ab Terry Flood January 5, 2022 at 5:38 PM Thank you Anselmo. Struggled a little with the syllable count so I’m glad you enjoyed. Terry

Deb M January 4, 2022 at 10:46 PM Terry I always enjoy your poems and your humour….this one being one!! Your comment to Tom made me laugh! Debx Terry Flood January 5, 2022 at 11:23 AM Ha ha… couldn’t resist that playful little dig. Glad you enjoyed, Deb. Terry

Craig Bowden January 4, 2022 at 6:30 PM Very amusing. Not related to Bob Geldof by any chance? Terry Flood January 5, 2022 at 11:28 AM Bob Geldoff, crikey, haven’t seen Bob since in I saw him in the shampoo aisle at the supermarket… he had just picked up some ‘Go & Wash’. Sorry, Craig… that joke is like a nervous tick… someone says ‘Bob Geldoff’… I tell that joke. Cheers Craig. Terry

Tom Cunningham January 4, 2022 at 3:55 PM Someone's in the doghouse lol. Tom Terry Flood January 4, 2022 at 4:19 PM Our marriage was never gonna last, Tom. She loved Marmite… ;-)