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Here Boy

I’m sure she would have preferred dogs to either of our kids
And I told her so when our marriage hit the skids
She got a decent lawyer, a legal plan to hatch
So now she lives there with our children, Trixiebell and Patch

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2022

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Jan Allison Date: 1/5/2022 5:55:00 PM you are so witty Terry, another gem from your pen:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 1/5/2022 6:02:00 PM Thanks, Jan. Gave me a giggle when I thought of it, so I thought I’d share. Glad you enjoyed. Hope your covid is so last year now. Terry

Anselmo Boles Date: 1/5/2022 4:52:00 PM The subtle twist toward the surprisingly hilarious punchline, shows your cleverness and humor Terry!!...ab Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 1/5/2022 5:38:00 PM Thank you Anselmo. Struggled a little with the syllable count so I’m glad you enjoyed. Terry

Deb M Date: 1/4/2022 10:46:00 PM Terry I always enjoy your poems and your humour….this one being one!! Your comment to Tom made me laugh! Debx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 1/5/2022 11:23:00 AM Ha ha… couldn’t resist that playful little dig. Glad you enjoyed, Deb. Terry

Craig Bowden Date: 1/4/2022 6:30:00 PM Very amusing. Not related to Bob Geldof by any chance? Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 1/5/2022 11:28:00 AM Bob Geldoff, crikey, haven’t seen Bob since in I saw him in the shampoo aisle at the supermarket… he had just picked up some ‘Go & Wash’. Sorry, Craig… that joke is like a nervous tick… someone says ‘Bob Geldoff’… I tell that joke. Cheers Craig. Terry

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/4/2022 3:55:00 PM Someone's in the doghouse lol. Tom Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 1/4/2022 4:19:00 PM Our marriage was never gonna last, Tom. She loved Marmite… ;-)