Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Her Last Date

She’d thought he was eyeing her rack

as with great charm, he led her out back.

But she realized too late

this would be her last date

as her neck got sucked dry by a Drac!


*For the contest of Darren Watson: Be Bram Stoker for a Day

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Phyllis Babcock August 13, 2014 at 11:52 AM Lovely limerick. Got sucked by a vampire poor lady. ha ha. love phyl

Charlotte Puddifoot April 17, 2014 at 9:30 AM you found an original and humorous angle with this, andrea! congrats on your win in the contest :)

Debbie Guzzi April 16, 2014 at 7:49 PM Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl April 16, 2014 at 5:29 AM brilliant xx

D.W. Rodgers April 15, 2014 at 5:12 PM An imaginative use of form, you deserved to rack up another win. Congrats

Carrie Richards April 15, 2014 at 10:06 AM I loved the humorous way you took hold of this contest! Well done !!!

Dr.Ram Mehta April 15, 2014 at 7:51 AM Feeling like Bram Stoker is alive. Congrats on the win,

Aiyah Torres April 15, 2014 at 7:12 AM the last date w/ Draco... Not BAD!!! haha... this is xool, Andie.. one that inspired me.. ^__^ Aiyah Torres April 15, 2014 at 7:27 AM Ooops! ..I forgot... CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :0)]

Michael Dom April 15, 2014 at 6:04 AM Andrea, a cheeky write this. The poor lass, Drac's so bloody minded. Cheers for gory glory!

Jan Allison April 14, 2014 at 11:49 PM Congrats on your win - love the humour here I can see why it appealed to Darren. hugs Jan xx

Verlena S. Walker April 14, 2014 at 10:15 PM nice andrea... congratulations on winning in the contest... Verlena

Carolyn Devonshire April 13, 2014 at 11:28 AM Dear Andrea, Quite a witty approach to the contest and I enjoyed it. Wishing you success in the contest. The limerick is a unique approach and I think Darren will appreciate that. Best wishes, Carolyn

Scott Thirtyseven April 12, 2014 at 8:17 PM You've put a nice muscle tightening smile on my face, thank you.

Scott Thirtyseven April 12, 2014 at 8:16 PM You've put a nice muscle tightening smile on my face, thank you.

Matthew Anish April 12, 2014 at 6:48 PM Nice going - enjoyable! Now check out my O.Henry poem! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jack Horne April 12, 2014 at 3:16 PM LOL, love it : )

Daver Austin April 12, 2014 at 9:21 AM Forgive me for being so late in commenting on this delicious morsel. My eyes are such thatL I must use a magnifying glass to read everything. I try to submit some small thing every once in a while just to keep up communication. Love, daver

Kelly Deschler April 10, 2014 at 2:01 PM A very funny and creative poem, Andrea. This is a unique take on the Bram Stoker theme. Good luck in this contest!...Thank you so much for your kind comments. :)

Bl Devnath April 10, 2014 at 10:59 AM If one is late, in such circumstance last chance must be availed otherwise becomes the victim of Drac like is felt, Very nice Limerick. Good luck in the contest. Loved always, my lovely friend, bl

Mel Merrill April 10, 2014 at 4:40 AM Hi Andrea. Hope all is well. A great poem; witty and fun--a cool read. See you around campus. mel // ;)

Richard Ferry April 9, 2014 at 10:27 PM Another blind date gone bad..Very witty...good luck Andrea..............rick

Richard Ferry April 9, 2014 at 10:27 PM Another blind date gone bad..Very witty...good luck Andrea..............rick

Ken Carroll April 9, 2014 at 7:41 PM Whimsical and nicely done Andrea!

Cecilia Macfarlane April 9, 2014 at 7:08 PM Ha, ha, love it! This is awesome Andrea! Hugs

Paul Callus April 9, 2014 at 6:04 PM Clever limerick Andrea; witty too. gl for contest. // paul Paul Callus April 15, 2014 at 2:00 AM Congrats Andrea....a merited podium!!:) // paul

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