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Henry Viii

King of England Henry the 8th
Liked his women with tidy pates 
Took his wife for a good hair crop
Asked: “A bit more off the top”

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Sara Kendrick

February 16, 2019 at 8:03 AM

Good one. Enjoyed reading your winning work. Sara

Geoffrey Brewer

February 27, 2019 at 4:48 AM

Thanks, Sara.

Alexis Y.

February 4, 2019 at 8:33 AM

Lol! Geoffrey, Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Geoffrey Brewer

February 13, 2019 at 8:35 PM

Thanks for your kind words, Alexis.

Michelle Faulkner

February 3, 2019 at 10:40 PM

Great dark humor here, Congratulations, Geoffrey!

Geoffrey Brewer

February 13, 2019 at 8:34 PM

Thank you Michelle

Jan Allison

February 3, 2019 at 6:40 PM

very witty Geoffrey many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Geoffrey Brewer

February 3, 2019 at 10:31 PM

Thank you, Jan

Caren Krutsinger

February 3, 2019 at 4:05 PM

I LOVED this one so much! I said to Andrea, I cannot stop reading it! I was honored to be of help in her contest, and I LOVE this one!

Geoffrey Brewer

February 3, 2019 at 10:30 PM

Many thanks for your kind words, Caren

Eve Roper

February 3, 2019 at 3:12 PM

Hahaha, very good, Geoffrey, congratulations on you win :)

Geoffrey Brewer

February 3, 2019 at 3:27 PM

Thanks, Eve.

P.S. Awtry

February 3, 2019 at 2:39 PM

Back with congrats! :)

Geoffrey Brewer

February 3, 2019 at 2:53 PM

Thanks again, P.S. It seems we are not the only ones with a shady sense of humour.

Carolyn Devonshire

February 3, 2019 at 2:37 PM

Oh, that's hilarious, Geoffrey. Congratulations on a well-deserved first place! Best wishes, Carolyn

Geoffrey Brewer

February 3, 2019 at 2:48 PM

Thank you very much, Carolyn

Andrea Dietrich

February 3, 2019 at 2:27 PM

This is one that both Caren and I found hilarious! Congrats in my contest, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey Brewer

February 3, 2019 at 2:47 PM

Andrea, many thanks for the contest placing and the kind comments

P.S. Awtry

January 26, 2019 at 1:27 PM

Clever! I chuckled a guilty laugh over this :)

Geoffrey Brewer

January 29, 2019 at 5:24 AM

Your confession is safe with me, P.S. Thanks for the response.

Henry Viii

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