Help Me

Help me help me I'm under attack
My poor old lady is stuck in the sack
She screams and she moans
She won't leave me alone
She's there for two weeks cause she threw out her back
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Makama Avatar
May 16, 2015 at 12:35 PM
incredible piece! Keeping on giving us such lovely lines. #7. Happy weekend
Vaso Avatar
May 15, 2015 at 11:44 PM
Good one Tim!!! LOL
Smith Avatar
May 15, 2015 at 11:54 PM
Thanks Arthur...lol
Chircop Avatar
May 14, 2015 at 3:49 PM
She's gonna get you from your back~ she `ll put you right into her sack/when you yell and moan/ She leaves you alone/and goes to enjoy her big mac : )... Love your limerick :.)..
Vaso Avatar
May 15, 2015 at 11:44 PM
LOL I liked that!!!!
Smith Avatar
May 14, 2015 at 3:53 PM
Ut oh...did you watch Danny Divitto's move "Eight Heads in a Duffle Bag"?.....say hi to Ronald McDonald : )
Allison Avatar
May 14, 2015 at 9:11 AM
After 2 weeks in the sack I think you would need help lol:-) Hugs jan xx
Smith Avatar
May 14, 2015 at 9:26 AM
Lol...sure would
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