Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned

When I told my girlfriend that I would give her a ring, I meant a telephone call. She thought I was going to give her an engagement ring but I didn't mean that at all. She told all of her friends and she even bought a wedding dress. When she learned the truth, it turned out to be a horrible mess. She burned all of my clothes and smashed my brand new guitar. She shaved me bald while I slept and slashed the tires on my car. She kicked me so hard in the crotch that I may not be able to father babies. She gives new meaning to the word psychopath and I don't mean maybe. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I learned the hard way that statement is true. Don't tell your girlfriend that you'll give her a ring or the same might happen to you. (This is a fictional poem.)