Heaven For Some

Heaven for Some It's said, by those who have been there and back, that hell can at times be a boring place, pink lightening and women that endlessly try a new frocks on. Here are pools of banal sin, rivers of *********** and small time crooks trying to sell you fake religious icons, but not one evil dictator around repenting his murderous ways, or a capitalist swine now regretting cheating workers of their pension rights. Where do they go? Are they pardoned and sent to a privatized heaven where they play high stake poker with senior seraphs? I'd like to know before I rob a bank. I'm fed up with stealing children's toys.