Heard a Rumour

There's a rumour hitting town
It's party time real soon
Not a thing to wear
Have to ring to fix my hair

Hear Beyoncé will attend
Didn't know she was your friend
Will she wear clothes this time
Best she does she's past her prime

Has this party got a theme
Waiting to hear of this party scheme
You have had some weird ideas
Not sure whether to be afeared

Oh it's a charleston night
Fringed skirts will be a delight
For all the males to gloat
Hope my thighs are not too stout

Oh I haven't had an invite
Is this a little oversight
Hear the invites didn't include me
Checked the date I wasn't free




Penned 05/07/2014

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 8/20/2014 10:10:00 AM
thanks for the reply
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Date: 8/11/2014 5:21:00 AM
Love it :) Congrats on your win :)
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Date: 8/6/2014 10:38:00 PM
SEREN,, Congrats, on your win. <3 LINDA
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/7/2014 3:16:00 AM
Thanks Linda ....Seren
Date: 8/5/2014 9:36:00 AM
Way to go with this captivating party winner..Congrats.Sara
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/7/2014 3:15:00 AM
Thank you Sara was fun to do ....Seren
Date: 8/5/2014 3:29:00 AM
Love it Seren! You have a GREAT sense of humor! Congratulations - Tim
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/7/2014 3:16:00 AM
Tut tut Tim have you just realised I have a GREAT sense of humour lol ....Seren
Date: 8/4/2014 9:17:00 PM
funny! good win!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/7/2014 3:15:00 AM
Thanks my friend for stopping to congratulate me ....Seren
Date: 8/4/2014 1:10:00 AM
Very amazing with a sweet flow, Seren. congrats on the win.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/4/2014 7:10:00 PM
Hello Ram thanks for the congrats ....Seren
Date: 8/3/2014 4:38:00 PM
Ahhhh..the fox and the sour grapes!!!:)) Very enjoyable read, Seren! Congratulations on a very deserved win. // paul
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/4/2014 12:48:00 AM
Thanks Paul ......Seren
Date: 8/3/2014 12:16:00 PM
Stopping back with a big congratulations... Hugs Tim
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/3/2014 3:30:00 PM
thank you Tim I am amazed I was placed so high ....Seren
Date: 8/3/2014 12:03:00 PM
HaHa..next time hope your free....lol. congrats. BG
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/3/2014 3:31:00 PM
Thank you Barbara I sure will ....Seren
Date: 8/3/2014 11:55:00 AM
Dropping back with my congratulations Seren:-) Hugs jan xxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2014 3:35:00 PM
Yes Seren.... but we are worth it!!!!! Hugs Jan xxx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/3/2014 3:31:00 PM
Thanks Jan, didn't we do well lol .......Seren
Date: 8/3/2014 11:30:00 AM
Brilliant write Seren ! Congrats on great win!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/3/2014 3:32:00 PM
Thank you so much ......Seren
Date: 8/3/2014 11:24:00 AM
Thank you for entering my contest
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/3/2014 3:33:00 PM
Thank you Judy, was a fun write to do.......Seren
Date: 7/5/2014 5:48:00 PM
Loved the humour here especially the final two lines! Hugs Jan xx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 7/9/2014 12:36:00 AM
lol Jan not sure if it's what is wanted but I enjoyed writing it....Seren
Date: 7/5/2014 5:29:00 PM
lol...luckily you weren't free...I like this Seren...light and fun...hugs Tim
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Seren Roberts
Date: 7/9/2014 12:37:00 AM
Was wasn't it Tim....hahaha Seren
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