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What you say is not what I hear: You say card dealer, but I hear car dealer, --Unless you mean card healer, A Tarot card healer Who deals in Aces of Cups And Fours of Swords. What you say is not what I hear: You say a nice man, but I hear an ice man, --Unless you mean anise man, Yet another healer, A medicinal healer-dealer. What you say is not what I hear: You say next door, but I hear next store, --Unless you mean neck store, Neck dealers being the next dealer-healers. What you say is not what I hear: You say soccer, but I hear Sock her. You say flipper, but I hear Flip her. You say Stick 'er up, but I hear Sticker up, --All of which can get quite sticky, Especially if you call me Mr. Karnicki, And I hear you say, "Car, Nicky." The bottom line hear, When all's said an done: Eye had fun; Ewe had nun.