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he was a minor outlying island an archipelago’s fart she was the featured attraction a favored flavored tart he sunk his fangs in dire straits she left her crumbs on royal plates two ships missed never kissed in an ocean of floating fates

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Date: 9/27/2017 12:35:00 PM
Well Done. I don't have the quick wit to be a "lim'rik" guy but always enjoy reading one. This was both funny and sad. Thanks for sharing with all of us on the soup. oldbuck
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Date: 12/8/2016 7:20:00 AM
Your imaginative mind blows me away, I've missed reading your outrageous genius whilst I was hibernating.
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Date: 11/30/2016 10:41:00 PM
Hi John, I would have to agree with Catie on this one. I enjoyed the read. Well done:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/1/2016 8:31:00 AM
Thanks Alexis!
Date: 11/30/2016 4:29:00 PM
what fun! i'm never disappointed when i click on one of your poems, john...
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Date: 12/1/2016 8:31:00 AM
glad you had fun ilene!
Date: 11/30/2016 12:34:00 PM
A nice chuckle, totally amusing. I just might start thinking of people as either of those two sorts. Thanks, Dave
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Date: 12/1/2016 8:29:00 AM
Thanks for visiting our house David!
Date: 11/30/2016 10:02:00 AM
According to the ad on the page if you act now you still might catch her...cruises starting at $259...it might be worth it...loved this j
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Date: 12/1/2016 8:28:00 AM
I didn't get that pop-up. Surely I would have booked a cruise — buffet madness!