He Raped My Mule

My neighbor raped my mule last night. I decided that it was time for us to fight. He talked tough but I wasn't going to take his sass. I broke my twelve inch foot off in that pervert's ass. When I kicked his ass today, I kicked it hard. He didn't waste any time getting out of my yard. My poor mule will be scarred for life. I made a phone call to that pervert's wife. She told me that she intends to get a divorce. I locked my barn because I also own a horse. If you own a mule, you should listen to what I tell you. Hide it and hide it well because you know what he'll do. (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)