Jan Allison Poet Limerick

He Needs Support - Bawdy Warning

Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus
(No injury was obvious)
But Jock bruised his willy
And now he feels silly
With todger strapped up in a truss 

Thanks to my friend who set me a challenge to get Jock Strap in a poem

07/13/21

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Caren Krutsinger July 18, 2021 at 5:47 PM If there is one person who could rise to the occasion, it would be you Jan!

David Kavanagh July 16, 2021 at 4:31 AM Lol great one Jan, jock strap, should’ve known better, and I’m guessing in future will be wearing a cod piece, cheers David Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 3:55 PM LOL thanks David, I've just re posted it with the poems added - feel free to join in!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen July 15, 2021 at 12:05 PM - ... :))) ... I had to google ... Jock Strap ... "Jockstraps - Seductive and sensual ... Neutral shipping and invoicing possible!" ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 3:56 PM thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman July 14, 2021 at 11:24 PM Oh! brilliant. Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 3:56 PM thanks Harry, its now a collaboration and I've re posted the poem - do join in if you have time xx:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer July 14, 2021 at 11:32 AM i think you can meet any poetry challenge out there, jan! you've done a great job with this one... Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 3:58 PM I couldn't resist Ilene, I have re posted the poem with additional limericks, do feel free to join in if you have the time:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta July 14, 2021 at 10:51 AM I thought Jock Strap was a Scotsman? Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:01 PM lol thats funny Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence July 14, 2021 at 9:59 AM Ouch ! Love it . wonderful humor Jan! xx Susan :) Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:01 PM it's now a collaboration, i have re posted it with some hilarious additions, feel free to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless July 14, 2021 at 9:40 AM He washed his new jock, it was new So it tightly embraced both its crew But after the race Oh what a disgrace His now aching partners were blue Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:02 PM John that is so funny I have added it to my poem and re posted it as a collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues July 14, 2021 at 8:30 AM Love it! He’s such a jock strap…an obvious insult…lol Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:06 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar July 14, 2021 at 1:21 AM You are great fun, Jan Hugs. Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:07 PM we need more humour Victor!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham July 14, 2021 at 12:36 AM Lol, emailed you Jan. Tom Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:07 PM Thanks Tom, re posted as a collaboration xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds July 14, 2021 at 12:34 AM Brilliantly humorous Jan, sending you a SoupMail :-) Belle Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:08 PM thank Belle its now re posted as a collaboration:-) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly July 14, 2021 at 12:15 AM Sounds painfully funny...... Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:09 PM thanks so much Delice:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins July 13, 2021 at 5:30 PM (chuckle) Well, I suppose he is tied up for awhile, eh? Nothing worse than a bruised willy, as any teenager can attest to. Jan Allison July 16, 2021 at 4:09 PM lol Milton, I have reposted it as a collaboration, do feel free to join in!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. July 13, 2021 at 4:14 PM Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! Keep them coming. Have a nice day:-) Alexis Jan Allison July 13, 2021 at 4:36 PM Alexis if you want to make it a collaboration I am happy to oblige lol, Tom and Terry have done such fun ones this week:-) hugs Jan xx