He Knocked Me Off My Feet

Today i knocked off early What a day it was Impatience is riding my soul Like a hungry horse in the field Anxious to reach the bus stop I waited for my bus ride Singing and counting the minutes I dressed like a lil girl Waiting to see her 1st crush Grinning from ear to ear And then... There he was My lil stallion dressed in black Moving like a devil on steroids He don't notice But i turn all purple with envy FInally i gather all my scattered guts Move up close to him My heart thumping, bet he heard that Cos his lips twisted with charm Gosh he's pretty I was about to move my lips And whisper "hello sir" But he beat me to it He said "hey sexy" I held my breathe in then out I lost my grip and felt dizzy People cheered in awe ... He had a tunnel inside his mouth All his front teeth had disappeared It wa all dark and scary As i regained my sanity and opened my eyes His lips were locked in mine Mouth to mouth they said Soft and juicy so warm against I died in his arms for good Today he's my husband... Till teeth do us part He's my teethless husband and i love him