Barry Stebbings Poet Personification

He Certainly Ain'T No Cat

He Certainly Ain't No Cat

     I am a carnivorous feline, red in tooth and claw,
     I climb in through the windows and I creep in through the door
     And hide in secret places where I can sleep all day.
     My owner ain't no secret, he's far too big for that,
     He may be a cat lover but he certainly ain't no cat.

     I know how to be patient and sneak up on my prey.
     One day I snuck up on my owner and hid behind his back
     And when he couldn't find me, he hadn't thought of that.
     Now he says he wants a dog; well, we shall see about that,
     He may be a doggy lover but he certainly ain't no cat

   
     21/4/2016

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Jan Allison April 22, 2016 at 12:00 PM Made me laugh out loud Barry:-) hugs Jan xx Barry Stebbings April 22, 2016 at 12:41 PM Thank You, Jan.

Joanna Daniel April 21, 2016 at 8:11 AM Nice one:) enjoyed:) Barry Stebbings April 21, 2016 at 9:56 AM Thank you Jo, pleased you enjoyed it.