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He Certainly Ain'T No Cat

He Certainly Ain't No Cat I am a carnivorous feline, red in tooth and claw, I climb in through the windows and I creep in through the door And hide in secret places where I can sleep all day. My owner ain't no secret, he's far too big for that, He may be a cat lover but he certainly ain't no cat. I know how to be patient and sneak up on my prey. One day I snuck up on my owner and hid behind his back And when he couldn't find me, he hadn't thought of that. Now he says he wants a dog; well, we shall see about that, He may be a doggy lover but he certainly ain't no cat 21/4/2016

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Date: 4/22/2016 12:00:00 PM
Made me laugh out loud Barry:-) hugs Jan xx
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/22/2016 12:41:00 PM
Thank You, Jan.
Date: 4/21/2016 8:11:00 AM
Nice one:) enjoyed:)
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/21/2016 9:56:00 AM
Thank you Jo, pleased you enjoyed it.

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