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The Fellow From Frankfurt

There was an old man from Kentucky
At his age he still would get lucky
The old ladies would swoon
As he used the spittoon
He was spry as a boy and quite plucky!


Scary Mary

There once was a woman named Mary
Who was known for her legs being hairy
She did not own a razor
But this didn't faze her
She would just braid her shins and act scary!

How Ya'll Doin'?

There was a young man from Savannah
Who spoke in a quite genteel mannah
Honey dripped from his mouth
Course he was from the South
Only one heard him right was his nana

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/16/2010 9:00:00 PM
These are awesome limericks, Deb. I love the last two!!!
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Date: 9/16/2010 5:54:00 AM
soup mail in a moment~~
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Date: 9/15/2010 4:58:00 PM
Very much enjoyed. a well wriiten write..always Michael
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