David Smith Poet Light Verse

Have I the Investment For You

Money to invest?
To stay ahead of the rest,
Not sure who you can trust.

Look no further,
Nothing can be surer,
Buy one for your mother,
Sell one to your Brother,
No longer a need for a broker

Guaranteed to be the best labelling gun on the market,
Can hit a moving target,
Faster than a speeding rocket,
Most retailers willing to stock it,
No licence fee to hit you in the pocket.

Comes with free sample of most frequently fired labels,
Bigot being just one example of what can turn the tables,
On those with a case of the grumbles,
We can also custom make labels to suit most tastes.

As required by law we do have to put a warning in the fine print, 
That labels can leave a lasting imprint,
On the environment
And we do not recommend their use on an infant.


Don't be put off by the price,
If you want to enjoy a life
That does not include trying to remove labels with a knife,
Because  you chose to be nice
And let the other person have first crack with a labelling device,
All because you did not take my investment advice.

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Sunita U.D Palawon February 16, 2019 at 10:52 AM Agree ...investment needs to be wise...you tell this with an awesome sense of humor. Enjoyed. :) Sunita David Smith February 16, 2019 at 1:59 PM I have to make a conscious effort not to label people. We are all unique and should be treated as such. We need to be investing more in friendships because without friends life would be a lot less bearable. Hope you are well. Regards David