Harvey the Hippo

Harvey the Hippo

Harvey is a huge hippopotamus
Who bathes in a bay that is bottomless
HIs mouth is as large as a riverboat barge
And he weighs ten times more than a lot of us

Big Harvey isn’t nasty or troublesome
Nor like other guys who are double dumb
He just wanders around stomping the ground
Looking for pieces of bubble gum

Harvey owns a fine yellow cummerbund
And sewn on the back is the number one
He wears it right proudly and bellows quite loudly
While playing outside in the summer sun

Once Harvey met up with a crocodile
Together they decided to walk a mile
Near the shore they strolled, but the water got cold
So they sat down to talk on the dock a while

Eating Oreo cookies about four apiece
They talked about matters of war and peace
They discussed the economy, art, and astronomy
And the huge immigration of foreign geese

Then walking back toward his new shiny house
Harvey stopped for a chat with a tiny mouse
Her name was Du Barry; they decided to marry
And soon come a baby named Stanislaus

A handsome young child was Stanislaus
Dressed up in his fine silken Spanish blouse
They all had made history; this was no mystery
For Stan was the first Hippopotamouse

Huge Harvey adored his sweet ladylove
From her wee little feet to her head above
He brought her some strings and other fine things
Including a snowy white turtledove

Harvey has grown really mellow now
He seldom produces a bellow now
But if you’re down by the bay, you can still see him play
This wondrous and gentle old fellow now
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 8/25/2017 10:06:00 AM
These are hilarious, Alan. Next time someone posts a limerick collaboration I'll let you know. Or you can join one I posted about T-buzz... a pesky mosquito. If you're interested, send it to me in a soup mail.
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Date: 6/13/2017 2:14:00 PM
Oh yeah! Let me be the first to congratulate you on this little beauty. Some of the best rhyming I have seen in a long time. Excellent! And fun. - Dean
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Date: 6/13/2017 5:11:00 PM
Hi Dean, Thank you very much for your kind comments. I'm so pleased that you're enjoying my "stuff." Alan Balter
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